Tad Richards
	Promise This is the last one, so there can’t be any harm in reading it all the way through. Honest. After this one, it all changes. There’ll be dividends, ROI, laddering, quarterly statements. A cooking segment, eels on a hot skillet, kelp tendrils. It’ll get better. Honest. Just read this one. Then the Painter of Lights. Autographed. Many appreciate in value. Information deemed reliable, but not guaranteed. Thank you for your time. It gets better.